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Insanity for all, Comrade.

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B. Header: *Flying fighter impossibly low towards bridge, standing in cockpit with cover open, spinning an electric guitar* Aahhh!!!
Hallek: Screw you Haru... Hara... Time Lord!!! *Impossible Spin-Kick*
Cephlon: Oh fat man please. Sniper?
Hunter: *Headshots Hallek* I've just bagged me the fattest man in the world!!!
Ghost: Recall Hallek, Recall!
Hallek: *Teleports out*
Cephelon: Now I run through you. NOW I RULE YOU TOO!!!
Ghost: Nice try. But 'ave a taste! *Turns body to lava*
Special S. Hunter: Double Reference! Triple Reference! Over-reference! Reference-tacular!
Cephelon: Some people set others on fire. GHOST IS A SOUL-LESS MONSTER!!!
Tim: And I swear to defend, and I'll fight to the end!!!
Tim: Wait... It can't be... IT'S A GUNDUM!!!
Rx-295: *Roars, and stands on Tim"
S.: Oh my god... Berserker!!!
Kate: Wait, how did you hijack Zeus?
Hallek: I'd say it's a holy titan, and curse you for blasphemy myself.
Mavaia: Stop it guys. I know the writer has mental breakdowns now and again but...
Will: *Stabs Mavaia through the back* Silly mav, only I can break the fourth wall! Now... TIME TO DISECT!!!
Pan (In Depmsey's voice): Richtofen!!! Oorah!!!
Hunter: Medic!!!
Will: Right now boys, it's time for your operation. This won't hurt at all. *Hunter and Pan get stabbed*
Hunter: You... Said it wouldn't... Hurt.
Will: It didn't. I feel perfectly fine!!! Or did you mean hurt you? *Beheads Hunter* Woops!
Charlotte: Now that's not very nice!
Will: Jack?
Wolven (K): That's not the real Jack you numbskull, it's a robot!
Angelo: Wait, you call THAT THING a wolven?
Wolven (K): *Growls*
I'ris: There are many that go by our name. Now can you get me something to eat? I'm starving! *Electrocutes everyone* I'ris... REBORN!!!
Will: *Jumps out of blue box* So... The time had come. He will knock four times...
I'ris: Stop it!
Will: *Points Final Blade at I'ris*
Final Blade: You think I'm your sonic?!?!?! Screw you!
Pan: I'll show you my sonic!
Will: *Beheads Pan with Final Blade*
Everyone else: I THOUGH WE'D KILLED YOU!!!
Human in modified 'En' armour: Calm down, everyone... Oh look, PILLS HERE!!!
Hellen: Lewis!!!
S.: Simon?
Jess: Awww!!!
Hellen: HUNTER!!!
Hunter: I'm a sniper actually, mate.
Will: Wait, I killed you!
Hunter: No you didn't that was just a double. Now your going to be my gift to the russians!
Hallek: I will take him to Vorkuta!!!
Ex-Nazi Will of Earth: And be thankful it's not Colditz!
Naowa: Finally! Surrender, or I'll take your soul!!!
Outsider: He's my friend. Mess with him, you mess with me.
Gambler: And this guy *indicates at Outsider* is MY friend. And the only card I need...
Jeffrey: You know it's gonna be...
All: THE ACE OF SPADES! THE ACES OF SPADES!!!
Hunter: Bloody right, wankers!!! *Gets shot in the chest.*
Kev: Here's a hint, bullets come out of the THIN END!!!
Hunter: Much appreciated!

OK, thanks due to James for his brilliantly executed Journal, the link to which will be in the description.

Kev: Oh and if you get EVERY REFERENCE then you are a man and a God!!!
Will: And you will die too, Goa'uld!
Hallek: Indeed.

Kev: I rant, therefore I am!
Charlotte: I ache, therefore I am!
[link] Is the Journal that this is derived from.
All copyright to respective holders, this is not made for profit, and is just for a joke.

I wonder...

Did I get a reference-onaire?

Ok, added one last reference on the end.
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RabidSkitty's avatar
Hahaha, this, is brilliant. :D