The Great OC Quiz

Choose 10 of your OCs. Then, make them go through torture until their demise (not really).

1. Will (Looks Human, isn't entirely. 'Soul' of Fire. Jess' twin brother.)
2. Jess (Looks Human, isn't entirely. 'Soul' of Water. Will's twin sister.)
3. Talshar (Stalker. 'Soul' of Air. cal T'et's 'Wife'.)
4. Cephelon (Made of light. 'Soul' of Earth. Not from the same dimension as the others.)
5. Kate (Totally Human. 'Soul' of Lava. Angered very easily.)
6. Hallek (En-22T. 'Soul' of Ice. Very militaristic. Rather plain and businesslike.)
7. Cal T'et (Stalker. 'Soul' of Lighting. Talshar's 'Husband'.)
8. Helen (Totally Human. 'Soul' of Nature. VERY physically strong.)
9. 'S.' (Totally Human. Intelligent. Not strong or magical. Good with most sort of technology. Has a 'Mech'.)
10. Mavaia (Totally Human. VERY physically strong. Wields several Elements weakly.)


1.) 8 is in a lair where twenty vampires are lurking. He/she doesn't know how he/she got there, but he/she must occupy those vampires, so he/she isn't blood-sucked to death. How?

Helen- Well first I would throw that one there, into the one next to him, then I would snap that one in two. If they are Not-So-Immortal when in two parts, I will break them ALL. If not then I  will proceed to throw the two halves at two separate other vampires, and ad-lib it from there.

2.) 2 received a love letter from 7 to have a date, but 2 already got a letter from 4. Who does 2 go with? What happens?

Jess- Hehe, I'm popular... But these guys are not what I'd call the best options available, my loyal crew provide many love interests of both genders and many species. I wish it was only Male Humans, but apparently I'm a very attractive person... Even my BROTHER hits on me... *Sigh*
Jess- Cal T'et is already spoken for, so that one was probably some spiteful joke, and Cephelon isn't really that bothered by love, so I doubt that the other letter is from him...

3.) Suddenly, a crew of pirates come and attack 6, 8, and 3! Who has the best chance of surviving? What happens?

Talshar- Space, Sea, Air, or land pirates? Hallek is best suited to sea, Me air, and Helen land.
Helen- Which of us would fair best against space pirates depends on what tactics they would use.
Hallek- Helen could hold a direct and massive assault, Talshar would be good against raiding  parties, and I'd be good at most things between the two.

4.) A snowstorm occurs. Everyone stays inside to do something. What do they do?

Will- *Nods to Talshar*
Talshar- *Nods back*
Jess- We can expect twisters, with the chance of a firestorm!!!

*Snowstorm swept away.*

Will- That's better.

5.) 10 is murdered. Does 5 react? Does he/she investigate?

Kate- That bloody slut was all over Will, good riddance I say.

6.)  9 grows a beard. What do the rest have to say about that?

'S.'- YEAH!!! I HAVE A BEARD!!! I'M AWESOME!!! Or not, as absolutely no-one can see it while I'm piloting this thing... I bet on-one will even notice, oh well, it feels better than being clean-shaven.

7.) 4 gets mauled by a werezombie. Will 9 or 3 save him/her?

Cephelon- What is a werezombie any... OH DEAR GODS HELP ME!! IT'S EATING MY SPLEEN!!
'S.'- Shall we Talshar?
Talshar- We shall.
*Both rush to Cephelon's aid, and via proving that it doesn't doesn't exist, save him from the werezombie.*
Cephelon- Thanks guys. How can it attack me if it doesn't exist anyway?
'S.'- I have NO idea.
Talshar- You do NOT want to know.

8.) 6, 7, and 1 start a band! What's the band's name and what genre of music do they create?

Will- Well think I can sing pretty well...
Hallek- If you get me some old cars, that can be re-forged into the world's biggest metal drum set, then you've got a drummer.
Cal T'et- I could either play a 'Stalker's Harmonica', which is basically a mentally transmitted orchestra, or an electric guitar. I could play the latter so fast that it would literally melt.
Hallek- I could drum pretty damn fast as well.
Will- If we all bought hover-bikes, took obscene amounts of 'recreational' drugs, and despite the drugs somehow retained very good morals, we could be a Motorhead tribute band!
Cal T'et- Or - if you took up a keyboard as well as lyrics, or we found someone who could be the keyboardist, and found another guitarist - we could kill any chances of anyone remembering who DragonForce was.
Will- As much as I like my idea, I think yours is better.
Hallek- *Drums insanely quickly, and then says in a low gravely voice-* "OVERKILL!!!"
Cal T'et- Humm... We could do both?

Will- Oh and, we shall be called the Reavers!!!
Hallek- It has a ring to it...
Cal T'et- Agreed.

9.) After 2 woke up, he/she realized he/she was in a comatose state for a week. How did that happen? What are the consequences?

Jess- Well, let me say just one thing... It doesn't matter. I'll just send a message back though time telling people that I'll be out cold for two weeks.

10.) Would 9 want to be born again?

'S.'- Me? Don't know. Wish that git a while back hadn't shot me, and that me and Mav[aia] had finished that project of ours... Heh heh.

11.) THE LIGHTS ARE OFF! 6 felt a huge spider on his/her pants and jumped into 5's arms. Secretly, 4 and 3 undress each other. The rest get into their dance positions. The janitor turns the light on. What does he/she see happening?

*Gets "Rick Roll'd" by most of the OCs*

Talshar and Cephelon- We were already 'undressed'.
Hallek- Hehehe... I can get quite jumpy...
Kate *Whispered*- Revealing that I can hold up 3 tons of idiot is hardly going to get me any guys, in fact it'll drive then off...
Kate- Hallek, get off me, you're breaking my arms!!! And my legs!!!
Hallek- Sorry... *Jumps down*

12.) A toxic, deformed eggplant is nomming on 6's hair. What does 5 think?

Me- It would be funnier and more practical if it were the other way round, excuse me. After all, if it nommed hair it would jump off Hallek's bald, armoured head and straight to Kate's given the opportunity.

Hallek- Serves you right.
Kate- ARRRGGGHHH!!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN!!!!
Hallek- Well you are a mean and seductive little woman, and you don't care for others as much as you should... And the battlefield is no place for hair like that.
Kate- *Incinerates the eggplant*- WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!
Hallek- Ummm... Nothing...

13.) It's time for 4 to make breakfast. What does he/she make, who binges, and who comes out of the bedroom looking the strangest?

Cephelon- I use my power to fry eggs. Crack them over a stone slab, and then heat. After that, I put some cut-up pig on a grill, then tomato slices on next to the eggs, olive oil over that... Then when the eggs and tomatoes are done, I put several potato's worth of slices on the same slab, so as to infuse them with the taste of the eggs and tomatoes... After them, I put on some black pudding slices. Full English, with a few modifications, my special. I myself absorb energy, and the Stalkers get food from their home-planet. They need a LOT of energy to work properly. But that's what I prep, as for an answer to the other questions... Oh no!!! I forgot about the Bacon! excuse me.

Mavaia- Get me 3000 calories of food. NOW.
Will and Jess- *Half covered in a sticky insectoid web-like material.*
Will- Sucks to be us. Not as much as it sucks to be Talshar and Cal T'et though...
Talshar and Cal T'et- *Rolled out as massive cocoons.*
Jess- Yeah, rapid DNA mutation has it's drawbacks. Most of them are sticky.

14.) 8 and 3 are stuck in a ghost town. Cowboys were there. A ghost cowboy named Dave on a black stallion whips out two guns and fires at them. What happens?

Talshar- I slice the bullets in half. They proceed to melt in mid-air due to the extreme forces that were exerted on them, and slow to a stop.
Helen- Then I punch the git that shot at us!!!

15.) Those vampires are hungry and want 8 so badly. They look for ages to find him/her. When they find him/her, what happens?

Helen- I do the same thing I did to that bloody cowboy, only with these gits' hearts. My fist goes in one side, my fist and their heart comes out the other. If doesn't kill 'em, I don't know what will.

16.) 5 gets in the shower with 7 for some reason. What is the reason, and what happens?

Kate *Quietly*- Hey Cal T'et?
Cal T'et- Yes?
Kate *Quietly*- What do you think the best way to seduce Will is?
Cal T'et- I have no idea.
Kate *Quietly*- Ok, sorry, bye... * leaves*
Cal T'et- *Sigh*

17.) 6 is wandering around town looking for 9. Where does he/she find him/her?

Hallek- In the hanger, modifying some atmospheric craft, of course. Unless he's in the armoury or forge.
'S.'- Or possibly near one of the cores, just to make sure you have the highest possible efficiency.
Hallek- I like the modifications he makes, practical, yet 'outside the box'.
'S.'- You know me!

18.) If you could marry any of the 10 listed, which one?

Me- Hummm... Will! Just kidding!!! I have NO idea.
Kate- Oh come on- *Flicks hair* you have to- *Swings hips* have some idea...
Me- Yeah... Not you... Or a guy... Or an alien. Which leaves me with Helen, Jess and Mavaia.... Not Helen or Mavaia, because of... Obvious reasons, and as Jess is prone to strange moods... None of them.
Kate- Oh come on... PLEASE? PLEASE!!!
Me- I would say sod off, but I don't want to drown in Lava.
Kate- ¬_¬

19.) 4 is doing 2's hair (because he/she feels like it) for the night out. How does he/she style it?

Cephelon- I'd add that extra glow, if you know what I mean... I'd probably put it however Jess wanted it... But I believe that it would be  best if it were in simple, long, straight, 'clumps', for want of a better word, that flowed down together. BUT, I'm just a male from a different dimension. I would have idea of 'Taste' and 'Fashion'.

20.) Everyone goes to a dance club. Who gets shaky, who dances with whom, and who stays sitting?

Me- Well Kate'd dance with All the males, some of the females, and most of the aliens.
Kate- No I wouldn't!
Me- Don't deny it.
Me- Will would dance with the other females out of his friends, if only formally, and out of respect, same goes for Jess and the guys. Humm... En 22-t's have no concept of 'Dancing' so that leaves Hallek out. Talshar would dance with Cal T'et, maybe stopping to let them dance with Will and Jess, respectively, but they would stay together most of the time... Humm... Who've I covered? Will, Jess, Talshar... Cephelon, like Hallek, does not really understand dancing, Kate and Hallek have been covered... Cal T'et too. So Helen would have to find someone as strong as her, so she might be stuck with Mavaia... If 'S.' had access to his Mech, He'd dance with Mavaia. If he didn't, he would dance politely with any girl who offered. Mavaia is the same as Helen.

21.) What is 7's biggest fear?

Me- Fear of the dark... Fear of the Dark! I have a constant fear that someone's always there...

Me- Oh, sorry, He and his people aren't afraid of anything, at worst they become 'Calculatedly Worried'.

22.) Ohohoho... 4 finds a time machine! Does he/she enter it? If so, to what time period? What happens? Can 4 find a way out?

Cephelon- I go to the point where my people became corrupt fools, and find out what NOT to do, so when I finally over-throw their current leader, the same mistakes won't be made.

*Observes and goes unnoticed through the whole situation...*

Cephelon- Well you learn something new every day. Now back to my own time!

23.) 1 feels a strong romantic attraction to 2. What does 2 think? Will 1 confess his/her love?

Jess- Everyone already knows of Will's red-neck ways...
Will- HEY!!! You DO remember about the genetic variation, right?
Jess- Yes, but it's still WRONG.
Will *Grumbling*- Not genetically.
Jess- Shut up. I should be ashamed.
Will- Then why aren't you?
Jess- I AM YOU PERVERT!!!

24.)  Make your OCs show love to each other!

Will- Hey Jess...
Jess- GO DIE IN A HOLE YOU PERVERT!!!
Talshar- *Nuzzles Cal T'et affectionately, who returns the gesture.*
Cephelon- *Waits in a corner and thinks something like-* "WTF?"
Kate- *Chases Will around-* "Come here so I can f*** you!!!"
Will- *Running for his life-* "NO. WAY."
Hallek- *Is caring for his armour/weapons.*
Helen- *Is skulking with Cephelon.*
'S.'- *Is sitting on Mavaia's shoulder, looking at her and thinking.*
Mavaia- *Is looking at 'S.' and thinking*

25.) Quiz is over! Short, I know. What does everyone do now?

Will- We all juggle human babies!!!
Jess- What? It's a tradition.